Friday, March 25, 2011

Joke - Shopping For A Husband...

Shopping For A Husband

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed
of six floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you can
not go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 -
These men have jobs.

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better
than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up
she goes.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 -
These men have jobs and love kids.

The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's
further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 -
These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely

"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:

Floor 4 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking and help with the housework.

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be
more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:

Floor 5 -
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely
good-looking, help with the housework and
are romantic.

"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further
on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:

Floor 6 -
You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please.

1 comment:

  1. I don't blame the woman. If I was shopping for a wife I would prbably do the same thing.


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