Monday, March 14, 2011

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"To be or not to be. That's not really a question."
- Jean-Luc Godard

"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time,
when your skills will not extend to wallpapering."
- Marilyn vos Savant

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
- Jim Carrey

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions
your wife asks for nothing."
- Joey Adams

"The poets have been mysteriously silent
on the subject of cheese."
- G. K. Chesterton

"Writing books is the closest
men ever come to childbearing."
- Norman Mailer

"Never get a mime talking. He won't stop."
- Marcel Marceau

"I haven't slept for 10 days,
because that would be too long."
- Mitch Hedberg

"Last year I donated a fruitcake to the Salvation Army.
I got it back this year from our local food bank."
- Dana Bate  (from Vagabond Journeys)

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must first create the universe."
- Carl Sagan

"My theory is that all Scottish cuisine
is based on a dare."
- Mike Myers

"Don't look back.
Something might be gaining on you."
- Satchel Paige


  1. comment from Krissy Knox via email:
    tried to post a comment in your blog this morning, actually 2 x, it was IMPOSSIBLE. HERE was my final comment:

    Your blog didnt let me comment a minute ago. Oh well. I am making attempt two! I wanted to tell you that I loved these, they are so funny! Perhaps my favorite is the one about the mime, where you can't get him to stop talking, LOL. Well, must run, and I hope this comment takes, tc,
    krissy knox :)

  2. Krissy, I am so sorry you and others can't comment. Should I move the blog? Don't know, thinking about it. I don't need or want comments. I don't know if it is bothering anyone else, though... Let me know guys!

  3. One thing I would never try is wallpapering. I don't even like wallpapaer. The best wallpaper I ever saw was pages from a hymn book.


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