Wednesday, March 2, 2011

A Funny - New Definitions...





New Definitions

Read slowly...

arbitrator:
a cook that leaves Arby's to
work at McDonald's

avoidable:
a bullfighter tries to do this

Bernadette:
the act of torching a mortgage

burglarize:
a crook sees with these

control:
a short, ugly inmate

counterfeiters:
workers who put together
kitchen cabinets

eclipse:
an English barber does
this for a living

eyedropper:
a clumsy ophthalmologist

heroes:
a guy does this in a boat

left bank:
the robber did this when his
bag was full of money

paradox:
two physicians

parasites:
you see these from the top
of the Eiffel Tower

pharmacist:
a helper on the farm

polarize:
penguins see with these

primate:
to remove your spouse from
in front of the TV

relief:
trees do this in the Spring

rubberneck:
you do this to relax your wife

selfish:
what the owner of a seafood
store does

Sudafed:
brought litigation against a
government official


1 comment:

  1. Oh Val! These are so precious! Thanks for sharing them. I hope you are well ~ been thinking a lot about you. Constantly in my prayers, love you my very dear friend.

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