Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Joke - What's For Lunch?...

What's For Lunch?

An Irishman, a Mexican, and a redneck were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were opening their lunches and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m
going to jump
off this building!"

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too!"

The redneck opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a bologna
sandwich one more time I’m jumping, too!"

The next day arrived and the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef
cabbage, and jumps to his death. The Mexican open his lunch, sees a
burrito and
jumps, too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and
jumps to his death
as well.

At the men's funeral The Irishman’s wife is weeping. She says, “If I’d known
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given
it to him

The Mexican’s wife also weeps and says, “I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas. I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.”

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck’s wife. “Hey, don’t look at me,” she
said, “He makes his own lunch.”

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