Fun and Funny Quotes by Famous Women
"I don't have a bank account because I don't
know my mother's maiden name."
- Paula Poundstone
"Women are like tea bags. We don't know our true
strength until we are in hot water!"
- Eleanor Roosevelt
"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man;
if you want anything done, ask a woman."
- Margaret Thatcher
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how
to combine marriage and a career."
- Gloria Steinem
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
"The poor wish to be rich,
the rich wish to be happy,
the single wish to be married,
and the married wish to be dead."
- Ann Landers
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my
children that, they just about throw up."
- Barbara Bush
"I figure that if the children are alive when I
get home, I've done my job."
- Roseanne Barr
"If high heels were so wonderful,
men would be wearing them."
- Sue Grafton
"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes,
I had one thousand and sixty."
- Imelda Marcos
"The first time I see a jogger smiling,
I'll consider it."
- Joan Rivers
