Will Rogers Quotes
"It's not what you pay a man,
but what he costs you that counts."
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening
to someone else."
"If stupidity got us into this mess,
why can't it get us out?"
"If you want to be successful, it's just this simple:
know what you are doing, love what you are doing,
and believe in what you are doing."
"Even if you are on the right track,
you will get run over if you just sit there."
"Get someone else to blow your horn and the
sound will go twice as far."
"People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing."
"You've got to go out on a limb once in awhile,
because that's where the fruit is."
"A fool and his money are soon elected."
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
"An onion can make people cry, but there's never
been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."