Joke - Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia:

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:

We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia:

I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissism:

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Mania:

Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets

and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and

Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoia:

Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me

Suicidal Ideation:

Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Borderline Personality Disorder:

You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,

Maybe I'll tell You Why...

Depression:

Silent Cyclothymia, Holy Cyclothymia,

All is Flat, All is Lonely

Passive Aggressive:

On the First Day of Christmas My True Love

Gave to Me (then I went and took away his... )

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

Jingle Bells...