Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Christmas Jokes...

Christmas Pizza

Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.

The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual? Deep pan,
crisp, and even?"

Christmas Shepherd

One Christmas, Joe and Peter built a skating rink in the middle of
a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut
across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of the ice and
wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepherd began tugging them to
the other side.

"Look at that!" remarked Peter to Joe. "That guy is trying to pull
the wool over our ice!"

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