Fun and Funny New Year's Resolution Quotes...

Fun and Funny New Year's Resolution Quotes

"Cheers to a New Year and another chance

for us to get it right."

- Oprah Winfrey

"New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly,

provided this does not encourage them to take up more

of my time."

- James Agate

"It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets."

- William Thomas

"I made no resolutions for the New Year.

The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and

molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me."

- Anais Nin

"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your

regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin

paving hell with them as usual."

- Mark Twain

"He who breaks a resolution is a weakling;

He who makes one is a fool."

- F. M. Knowles

"Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's

resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since."

- Dave Beard

"Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a

bank where they have no account."

- Oscar Wilde

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one

year and out the other."

- Author Unknown

"May all your troubles last as long as your

New Year's resolutions."

- Joey Adams