Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Christmas Humor...




What a Boy Wants For Christmas

Darren remembers accompanying his father out shopping in the
toy department of Sears one Christmas Eve.

Dad said, "What a marvelous train set. I'll buy it."

The girl behind the counter looked pleased and said, "Great,
I'm sure your son will really love this."

Dad replied with a glint in his eye, "Maybe you're right. In that
case I'll take two."




What a Girl Wants For Christmas

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when
Emily, a girl about 20 years of age, walked up and sat on his
lap.

Now, we know that Santa doesn't usually take requests from
adults, but she smiled very nicely at him, so he asked her,
"What do you want for Christmas, Emily?"

"Something for my mother, please," answered the girl sweetly.

"Something for your mother? Well, that's very loving and
thoughtful of you," smiled Santa. "What would you like me to
bring her?"

Emily answered quickly, "A son-in-law."


3 comments:

  1. Very cute....it's beginning to look alot like Christmas! Linda in western Washington

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