Fun and Funny Santa Claus Quotes
"In this age of instant coffee, overnight rush deliveries,
and 30-second media sound bites, it's not surprising that
children have discovered that their letters to Santa Claus
can be sent by email."
- Patrick Flaherty
"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white
dude would come into my neighborhood after dark."
- Dick Gregory
"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store and
he asked for my autograph."
- Shirley Temple
"If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on
he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame
it on Santa Claus."
- Jack Handy
"Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit
gets all the credit."
- Author Unknown
"The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather.
It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing."
- Steven Wright
"Santa Claus has the right idea -
visit people once a year."
- Victor Borge
"You know you are getting old when Santa
starts looking younger."
- Robert Paul
"A good many things go around in the dark
besides Santa Claus."
- Herbert Hoover
"Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know... the birth of Santa."
- Bart Simpson, 'The Simpsons'