Joe sets up his buddy Mike on a blind date with his young
lady-friend. But Mike is a little worried about going out
with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she's really unattractive?" asks Mike.
"I'll be stuck with her all night."
"Don't worry," Joe says. "Just go up to her door and meet
her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as
planned. If you don't, just shout 'aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and
fake an asthma attack."
So that night Mike knocks on the girl's door, and when she
comes out, he is awe-struck at how attractive and sexy
she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: