A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him.
He grabbed the kitty and placed him in the car and drove him 20 blocks
from his home and left him at a local park.
He drove the 20 blocks back home. As he turned onto his street, the cat
was walking up his driveway!
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast
out and headed home.
Nearing his home, the cat was in the driveway!
He kept taking the cat further and further away and the cat would always
beat him home!
At last he decided to drive many miles, making many turns, until he reached
what he thought was a safe distance to confuse the cat. Then he left the
Hours later his wife received a phone call from the man,"Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes," the wife answered, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man said, "Put that critter on the phone. I'm lost and