Relationship Humor...

Things Women Want to Hear, but Never Do

8 "Wow, I just don't know what to do with this money we won in
the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if
you can find something to buy with it."

8 "Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer
with us."

8 "Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie.
If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women."

8 "What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on
romance movies."

8 "Shoot, there's nothing on TV but football games. Let's go
furniture shopping."

8 "Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up
in a suit and tie."

8 "Golly, I think we're lost. Let me find a gas station to ask for
directions."

8 "My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the
money my parents gave us to get something nice for
the house."

8 "If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with
them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room
painted tonight."

8 "If you're looking for me, I'll be over there looking through the
home decorating magazines."

8 "You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough."

8 "Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the kids and
the housework."


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