Thursday, December 17, 2009

Two Christmas Jokes...




Dreaming of Diamonds

On Christmas morning a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave
me a beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening just before opening presents, the husband came home with a small
package and gave it to his wife.

In anticipation, she opened it only to find a book entitled,
'The Meaning of Dreams'.

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Praying For Christmas Presents

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparent's home. At bedtime,
the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one
began praying at the top of his lungs:

"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... "

His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why
are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."

To which the little brother replied, "No, But Gramma is!!"

4 comments:

  1. Both so funny but I think the first one is my favourite. Thanks Val.

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  2. Loved those, Val. My friend Patty in Minneapolis (who has had cancer) *is a widow, too, has been deaf since she was 50 if even that old! Coincidentally, she's been a Grandma since her mid 40's.
    Love,
    Merry

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