How to Confuse Santa Claus
Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad and a note explaining that you think
he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would
mind watering your plants
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Wait and see
what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees
a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof holding signs that say 'We
hate Christmas' and 'Go away Santa'.
While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As soon as he comes back and
sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off.
Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says,
'For The Tooth Fairy'. Leave another plate out with half a stale cookie and a
few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says, 'For Santa'.
Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives,
show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the
scene of the crime."
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.