Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Christmas Jokes...

Lady and Santa

The Santa Claus at the mall was very surprised when a young lady
walked up and sat on his lap.

Santa doesn't usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very
nicely at him, so he asked her, "What do you want for Christmas?"

"Something for my mother, please," said the young lady.

Santa said, "Something for your mother? Well, that is very
thoughtful of you. What do you want me to bring her?"

Without blinking, she answered, "A son-in-law."

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Diamonds for Christmas

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said,
"I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive

"She did," he replied, "but where was I going to find a fake

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