Monday, December 14, 2009

Fun and Funny Dog Quotes...

Fun and Funny Dog Quotes

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
- Franklin P. Jones

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
- Rita Rudner

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andy Rooney

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail
instead of his tongue."
- Author Unknown

"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00
a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise."
- Author Unknown

"Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean,
here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest
hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look
that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your
pocket and then give him only two of them."
- Phil Pastoret


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