A young couple got married. When the wife prepared to bake a ham
to celebrate their first Christmas, she carefully cut off each end
before placing it in the pan.
Her husband asked her why she did that and she replied, "I don't
know - it's what my mother always did. I can ask her."
She called Mom, who responded, "I always saw your Grandma do it,
so I did the same."
They decided to check further, so the young woman called Grandma,
who explained, "It was the only way I could get it to fit into my pan."
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A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "Goodness! Has it come to this? Give me six Catholic,
12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."