Monday, December 28, 2009

Fun and Funny New Year's Quotes...

Fun and Funny New Year's Quotes

"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
- Bill Vaughn

"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughn

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year
and out the other."
- Author Unknown

"New Year's is a harmless annual institution,
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous
drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
- Mark Twain

"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."
- Author Unknown

"People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas
and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat
between the New Year and Christmas."
- Author Unknown

"Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish
it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less
New Year and leave it at that."
- Judith Crist

"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
- Joey Adams

"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans,
of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily
event for me."
- Anais Nin

"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New
Year's resolution."
- Jay Leno

"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody."
- Phyllis McGinley


  1. You've heard Osama bin Laden's New Years resulution? "From now on no more Mr. Nice Guy."


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