Monday, December 28, 2009

Fun and Funny New Year's Quotes...




Fun and Funny New Year's Quotes



"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in.
A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves."
- Bill Vaughn
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"Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Middle age is when you're forced to."
- Bill Vaughn
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"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year
and out the other."
- Author Unknown
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"New Year's is a harmless annual institution,
of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous
drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions."
- Mark Twain
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"Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits."
- Author Unknown
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"People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas
and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat
between the New Year and Christmas."
- Author Unknown
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"Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish
it on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a bile-less
New Year and leave it at that."
- Judith Crist
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"May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
- Joey Adams
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"I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans,
of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily
event for me."
- Anais Nin
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"Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people.
So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New
Year's resolution."
- Jay Leno
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"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy, Happy New Year, everybody."
- Phyllis McGinley


2 comments:

  1. You've heard Osama bin Laden's New Years resulution? "From now on no more Mr. Nice Guy."

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