Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Joke - Holiday Songs for the Mentally Impaired





Holiday Songs for the Mentally Impaired
(or the Christmas Nut)

Schizophrenia:
Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder:
We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia:
I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic:
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic:
Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And
Stores And Offices And Towns And Cars And Buses And Trucks
And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...

Paranoid:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality:
Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder:
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

2 comments:

  1. Very funny Val. My favorite is thoughts of roasting on an open fire. I tried to come up with a rebuttal but the best I cando is for the senile: Oh come all ye forgetful.

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  2. I love these Val. Now can I try to top DB's, LOL? It would go something like this:

    for the senile: Oh come all ye, uhm, what were we singing again?

    Okay, Val, DB, and whomever, you may groan now, LOL, bc that was baaaadddd!

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