Murphy's Laws...

Murphy's Laws

* If something can go wrong, it will.

* If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure

can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for,

will promptly develop.

* If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

something.

* Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

* Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.

Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

* The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the

fundamental solvency of the firm.

* The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly

proportional to the cost of the carpet.

* The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody

else to shoot at.

* When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed

at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: (1) the

two cars are going in opposite directions, and (2) they will always meet at

the bridge.

* You never run out of things that can go wrong.

* All's well that ends.