Monday, September 20, 2010

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot."
- Mark Twain

"Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work
when God was tired."
- Mark Twain

"I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because
he was disappointed in the monkey."
- Mark Twain

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
- An English Proverb

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this."
- Author Unknown

"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast."
- Author Unknown

"I love things made out of animals.
It's just so funny to think of someone saying,
'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.'"
- David Sedaris

"... I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey
because that is a lot of evidence to eat. Unless I found
a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead... "
- Dane Cook

"Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off."
- Tommy Cooper

"People who don't think probably don't have brains; rather,
they have gray fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake."
- A. A. Milne, 'Winnie the Pooh'


  1. How do you find such witty neat trivia, and great thoughts, too? Loved this.

  2. One reminds me of the old saying: To the dog you're family. To the cat you're staff.


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