Short Marriage Jokes
A Brave Man
True bravery is arriving home late, after a guy's night out,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having
the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever
he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a
million dollars and beat me half to death."
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically, with what looked like a wire running from his waist
toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood
by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.
Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,
"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going
the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"
"Hon," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds