Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Joke - Whose Duck?

Whose Duck?

Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, a well-dressed, city man
takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field,
and the farmer claims it.

Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an
old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can, then you do the
same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird."

The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing
blow to the man, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later,
when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn."

"Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck."


  1. You know I wrote you about this and said something that would be "normal." But Val, you know me and the truth is I did not get this joke.

    HELP me!

  2. You've got to be careful with those hicks. they're smarter than they look.


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