Thursday, September 23, 2010



There once was a farmer from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.

A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'.
He said, with a sigh,
"That park bench - well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sittin'."

A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.
She was frightened - it must be allowed.
Soon a happy thought hit her -
To scare off the critter,
She sat up in bed and meowed.

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