There once was a farmer from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
It soon came to pass
He was covered with grass,
But has all the tomatoes he needs.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nan tucket.
A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted two girls with their knittin'.
He said, with a sigh,
"That park bench - well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sittin'."
A mouse in her room woke Miss Dowd.
She was frightened - it must be allowed.
Soon a happy thought hit her -
To scare off the critter,
She sat up in bed and meowed.
source: Laugh out Loud