Marriage Humor...

Short Marriage Jokes

A Brave Man

True bravery is arriving home late, after a guy's night out,

being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having

the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

The Genie

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever

he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.

The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a

million dollars and beat me half to death."

Whacked

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking

frantically, with what looked like a wire running from his waist

toward the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the

deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood

by the back door, breaking his arm in two places.

Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Wrong Way

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car

phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him,

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going

the wrong way on Highway 401. Please be careful!"

"Hon," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds

of them!"