Joke - Who is Dumb?...

Who is Dumb?

Two professors are arguing over whom had the dumber child. Each

professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor

yells, "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be

THE stupidest kid on earth!"

The second professor says, "No way, Jose.

My son is the bigger idiot!"

The first professor says, "Let me prove it to you."

The professor hollers for his son, "Hey Jake!" (Jake runs to his

father.)

The man says to his son, "I don't know if I left myself at the office

or not. Would you run there and find out? If I'm there then tell me

to come home and eat dinner."

The son says gleefully, "Sure dad!" and runs off.

The second professor, not to be outdone, says, "Oh yea! Watch
this! Hey Sam! Come here!" (Sam runs to his father.)

He says to his son, "Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a

car and the other buy a microwave."

Sam says, "OK." and leaves while the professors keep arguing.

Jake and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one

has the dumber father. Jake says, "Well listen, my father told me to

find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to do was to call

the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he would be done.

That is stupid if I've ever heard it!"

Sam says, "Well that is nothing. My dad told me to buy a car with
one penny and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me
which penny was for the car and which one is for the microwave!"