Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
He gets a big tax write-off.
Who ever heard of Easter bricks?
Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over-easy,
He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
He has a secret plan to eliminate the human race by
He is pressured from the Egg Marketing Board.
Because if he brought bottle rockets he would
be the Independence Bunny.
Would you want to hunt for waffles?
He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
Because the Energizer Bunny got the good job.