Monday, April 25, 2011

Funny Robin Williams Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Robin Williams

"In England, if you commit a crime, the police
don't have a gun and you don't have a gun.
If you commit a crime, the police will say,
'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'"

"Why do they call it rush hour
when nothing moves?"

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give
me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.'
She's got a baseball bat and yelling,
'You want a piece of me?'"

"Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is
a six-foot-tall rat!"

"Reality: What a concept!"

"You're only given a little spark of madness.
You mustn't lose it."

"Carpe per diem - seize the check"

"Spring is nature's way of saying,
'Let's party!'"

"What's right is what's left if you do
everything else wrong."

"Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately,
it kills all of its students."


  1. I love the one about rush hour!

    Hugs, Rose

  2. you've got some really nice funny quotes. Loved it... I've found one here specially for you funny quotes enjoy.

  3. I like the one about what's right being a left over.


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