Thursday, October 16, 2008

Joke - Military Morons

Military Morons

This is an actual radio conversation between a United States Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast off Newfoundland in October, 1995.

(The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 as authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.)

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER U.S.S. LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE OUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH... I SAY AGAIN... THAT'S ONE-FIVE DEGREES NORTH... OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP!!

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouse.

3 comments:

  1. I love the new look, Val! It's very happy and breezy...perfect for this blog's topic!

    Hugs, Beth

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  2. I love this new template! I want it for SIT, LOL. But then I already told you that, LOL! I wonder if I can transfer my blog in time. I better get out of this place some day. It is driving me crazy. I will explain why later. Love, Krissy :)

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  3. Here's your joke:::
    Military pilot who had sex with an 11 year old boy when he was 17!!!
    A JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO HAD SEX WITH AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENT!!! He needs

    to be on a sexual preditor list.
    How long did he masterbate and think about having sex with boys? In boot camp?

    Into his flight training? 20, 25 YEARS OLD??? OLDER???
    "Creepy rotten grape attached to an otherwise normal bunch." Joke's on you.

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