This comes from Late Night with David
Letterman on October 22, 2004...
Top 10 Signs You Are At A Lame Halloween Party
10. 150 sharing one Twix bar.
9. Bobbing for Apples" inadvertantly becomes
"bobbing for fat kid's retainer".
8. Supermarket ran out of pumpkins so jack-
o-lantern carved out of honeydew.
7. All the decorations read, "Happy Chanukah".
6. Your wife's been upstairs with the guy in the
Bill O'Reilly costume for a couple of hours.
5. It's B.Y.O.M: Bring your own monkey.
4. Well, for starters, it's April.
3. Someone says, "Hey, great Mickey Rooney mask!"
but you are not wearing a costume.
2. When a guy dressed as grim reaper leaves,
you notice your grandparents missing.
1. It's just you and Martha in an 8 by 10 cell.