Thursday, October 16, 2008

Fun and Funny Quotes

Fun and Funny Quotes

"Why would you have cake
if you couldn't eat it too?"

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make
up for it by leaving early."
- Charles Lamb

"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning."
- Catherine Aird

"Too much of a good thing
can be wonderful."
- Mae West

"I became insane with long intervals
of horrible sanity."
- Edgar Allen Poe

"The two most abundant things in the universe
are hydrogen and stupidity."
- Harlan Ellison

"I hate quotations. Tell me
what you know."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Laughter is the shortest distance
between two people."
- Victor Borge

No comments:

Post a Comment

Please leave a comment or Santa won't come to your house =):