Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over.
Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts,
"My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"
A soothing voice at the other end says,
"Don't worry, I can help.
First, let's make sure he's really dead."
After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot.
Then Joe comes back to the phone.
"Okay," he says nervously to the operator.
"What do I do next?"