Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves.
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with.
What do you call someone who puts
poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer.