Joke - 10 Things...

10 Things You Should NEVER Say To
A Woman During An Argument

1. Don't you have some laundry
to do or something?

2. Ohhh, you are so cute when you
get all pissed off.

3. You're just upset because your bottom
is beginning to spread.

4. Wait a minute... I get it. What time
of the month is it?

5. You sure you don't want to consult
the great Oprah on this one?

6. Sorry... I was just picturing you naked.

7. Whoa... time out! Football is on!

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl
of bit** flakes this morning.

9. Is there any way we can do this
via e-mail?

10. Who are you kidding? We both know
that thing ain't loaded.