Fun Halloween Quotes
"Halloween was confusing.
All my life my parents said, 'Never take
candy from strangers.' And then they dressed
me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know
what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and
go, 'Trick or treat.' 'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak
till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham
"This Halloween the most popular
mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.
And the best part? With a mouth full of
candy you will sound just like him."
- Conan O'Brien
"There are nights when the wolves are
silent and only the moon howls."
- George Carlin
"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side,
which he never shows to anybody."
- Mark Twain
"I see my face in the mirror
and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume?
That's what they think of me?'"
- Drew Carey
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't
know who you are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck