Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Joke - Home Security in the South

How to Install a Home Security System in the South

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16
work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Hey Bubba,

Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em
in the house. Better wait outside.

'Cooter'

2 comments:

  1. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS- STILL LAUGHING HAHA HEHEH LOL Dannelle

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  2. that is too funny!

    betty

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