Monday, June 9, 2008

Humorous Quotes

Humorous Quotes

"In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible
stuff just because it comes with the dinner."

- Mignon McLaughlin

"It's a dog eat dog world out there! Some days I feel
like the pit bull and other days I feel like the milk bone!"

- Chris Balatgek

"When you fall down, you wonder what else
you can do while you're down there."

- author unknown

“Don't try to teach your cat to sing...
it's frustrating for you, and it annoys the cat."

- Mark Twain

"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate."

- author unknown


  1. great ones, Val! I liked the one to fall in chocolate; my type of quote!!

    (alerts must be down, I didn't get this as an alert but happened to be on the main journal page and saw that you had updated this journal recently; just to let you know; I also haven't gotten too many alerts from any journals I follow this morning)


  2. I like the Mark Twain quote. D


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