Humorous Quotes
"In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible
stuff just because it comes with the dinner."
- Mignon McLaughlin
"It's a dog eat dog world out there! Some days I feel
like the pit bull and other days I feel like the milk bone!"
- Chris Balatgek
"When you fall down, you wonder what else
you can do while you're down there."
- author unknown
“Don't try to teach your cat to sing...
it's frustrating for you, and it annoys the cat."
- Mark Twain
"Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate."
- author unknown
great ones, Val! I liked the one to fall in chocolate; my type of quote!!
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betty
I like the Mark Twain quote. D
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