How to Install a Home Security System in the South
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em
in the house. Better wait outside.
'Cooter'
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's, used, size 14-16
work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba,
Big Jim, Duke , Slim, & I went for more ammunition. Back
in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman
this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it
but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em
in the house. Better wait outside.
'Cooter'
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS- STILL LAUGHING HAHA HEHEH LOL Dannelle
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