A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?"
God responded, "Yes?"
The guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead," God answered.
"God, what is a million years to you?"
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
"Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "God,
what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God said, "A million dollars to me is as a penny."
So the man said, "God, can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure, in a second!"