Saturday, September 17, 2011

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"I recorded a song called 'I Fall to Pieces', and I
was in a car wreck. Now I'm really worried because I
have a brand-new record, and it's called 'Crazy'."
- Patsy Cline

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory.
You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
- Steven Wright

"I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said
'pet supplies'. So I did. Then I went outside and saw
a sign that said 'compact cars'."
- Steven Wright

"I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
'There's water in the carburetor.' I said,
'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake.'"
- Henny Youngman

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the
cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
- Lenny Bruce

"Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are
like cats. Yell at a cat one time... they're gone."
- Lenny Bruce

"If it can't be fixed with duct tape or WD-40,
it's a female problem."
- Jason Love

"Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father
was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John."
- Jim Gaffigan

"I was watching the Animal Planet.
Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby?
Why don't they just call that one the female?"
- Jim Gaffigan

"There is an eagle in me that wants to soar, and there is
a hippopotamus in me that wants to wallow in the mud."
- Carl Sandburg


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