The Suicidal Man
(by Emo Philips)
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge,
about to jump off, so I ran over and said, “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Like what?”
“Well... are you religious?”
He said, "Yes."
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Christian.”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
“Protestant.”
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist.”
“Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or
Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God!”
“Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you
reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879,
or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.
lol.nothing like a bit of good old religious tolerance lol..tc val x
ReplyDeleteYou always come up with the good ones Val. Going to be getting hectic soon, will come by when I can. I have invited you to my private journal, hope you will accept. Only one of a chosen few.
ReplyDeleteOh, my, as Mort said, nothing like religious tolerance! Of course we both know Catholic is correct, LOL, but we wouldn't push anybody off a bridge!
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