Sick of Blonde Jokes
One day, a blonde who was very tired of being teased and ridiculed for being blonde,
and was upset with all the blonde jokes, decided to make an appointment for the
the next day with her hairdresser to become a brunette.
She went to the appointment and loved her hair! She thanked the hairdresser, tipped
her, and left.
Driving down a country road, coming home from her appointment, the blonde came
across a herd of sheep. She stopped and called the sheepherder over. "That's a nice
flock of sheep," she said.
"Well thank you," replied the herder.
"Tell you what. I have a proposition for you," said the woman.
"Okay?" questioned the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?"
asked the woman.
"Sure," answered the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382."
"Wow,"said the herder. "That is exactly right. Go ahead and pick out the sheep you
want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car. Upon watching this, the
herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you."
"What is it?" queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"