Forgetful Turkey Shopper
It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man
begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife
will kill me if I don't come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher, "Let me see what I have left."
He goes into the freezer and discovers that there's only one scrawny turkey left.
He brings it out to show the man.
"That's too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings
the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn't look any better. You better give me both of
A Better Turkey
A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to make a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts
to his friends at the General Store get-together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey
that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I don't know," said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"