Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Joke - Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce...

Volkswagen Vs. Rolls Royce

A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls
Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells to the guy in the Rolls,
“Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?”

The guy in the Rolls answers, “Yes, of course I do.”

“I got one too, see?” the Texan says.

“Uh, huh, yes, that’s very nice.”

“You got a fax machine?” asks the Texan.

“Why, actually, yes, I do.”

“I do too! See? It’s right here!” brags the Texan.

The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,
“So, do you have a double bed in back there?”

The guy in the Rolls replies, “NO?!? Do you?”

“Yep, got my double bed right back here!” the Texan boasts.

The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off. Well, the guy in the Rolls
is not about to be one-upped, so he immediately goes to a customizing shop and
orders them to put a double bed in back of his car.

About two weeks later, the job is finally done. He picks up his car and drives all
over town looking for the Volkswagen Beetle with the Texas plates.

Finally, he finds it parked alongside the road, so he pulls his Rolls up next to it.

The windows on the Volkswagen are fogged up and he feels somewhat awkward
about it, but he gets out of his newly-modified Rolls and taps on the foggy window
of the Volkswagen.

The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.

The guy with the Rolls says, “Hey, remember me?”

“Yeah, yeah, I remember you.” replies the Texan. “What’s up?”

“Check this out! I got a double bed installed in my Rolls!"


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