Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Halloween Jokes...

Halloween Vamps

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take
their orders.

"And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I'll have a glass
of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender,
"Two bloods and a blood light."

* * * * * *

Bat story

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked
himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where
he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep, but they persisted
until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me," he said, and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"


  1. Lol Val, thanks for the laugh. I loved the second joke. Happy Birthday dear friend.

  2. Hey My Val, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear My Val, Happy Birthday to you. Hip Hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray Hip Hip Hooray!! Remember to make a wish. Aw I hope you have a wonderful day. I miss you. I wish you would start your sentence of the week again. I hope you are feeling better and being thoroughlly spoiled today. Catch up soon. Love Your Pam. xx

  3. Happy Birthday dear Val!!! Happy Birthday to you!

  4. Happy Birthday Val ,I shall read you now .

  5. happy birthday val !! loved the laughs!

  6. LOL..love the jokes! Happy Birthday!

  7. LOL!!! Hope your birthday was most wonderful! Linda in Washington state


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