Fun and Funny Halloween Quotes
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said,
'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed
me up and said, 'Go beg for it.' I didn’t know what to do!
I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat.'
'No thank you.'"
- Rita Rudner
"I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume?
That's what they think of me?'"
- Drew Carey
"Eat, drink, and be scary."
- Author Unknown
"Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into
the 'spirits' of things."
- Dee Snider
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you
are on Halloween."
- Erma Bombeck
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself
than be crowded on a velvet cushion."
- Henry David Thoreau
"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
- Richard Harris Barham
"Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
- Sandra J. Dykes
"Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with.
C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his
own Halloween special."
- Chris Rock
"There are three things I have learned never to discuss with
people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin."
- Linus Van Pelt, 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown'
"Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky',
'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title."
- Matthew Lillard as Shaggy in 'Scooby-Doo'
"As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today... Oh, how I wish he'd go away."