Monday, October 5, 2009

Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes

"This 'Know Yourself' is a silly proverb in some ways:
To know the man next door is a much more useful rule."
- Meander of Athens

"Life is like a ten-speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears that we never use."
- Charles Schulz

"Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly,
because I may be going in the wrong direction."
- Ashleigh Brilliant

"Always behave like a duck -
keep calm and unruffled on the surface but
paddle like the devil underneath."
– Jacob Braude

"If you think you are too small to be effective,
you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."
- Betty Reese

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me,
than a frontal lobotomy."
- Tom Waits

"When I read about the evils of drinking,
I gave up reading."
- Henny Youngman

"What contemptible scoundrel has stolen
the cork to my lunch?"
- W. C. Fields

"Insanity doesn't run in my family.
It gallops."
- Cary Grant

"Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases,
not for silly rich American women who should be
learning how to darn socks."
- Sigmund Freud

"No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap."
- Carrie Snow

1 comment:

  1. The Henny Youngman is my favorite.

    Bob: "Every time I watch the news I see something terrible."

    Sam: "Don't watch the news."


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